/decisions · 2026-08-30 · investing · acquisitions
Three of the five May candidates are gone and a fourth is under offer, so the May list is effectively one live name. The refreshed funnel has two candidates at 8 out of 10.
The step-away math is the finding, and the bar moved. With the build parked, your paycheck-replacement bar is $10.9k a month of true recurring spend, $12.2k on the conservative variant - not the $16k-$19k of raw Monarch outflow this page first used. With the build live it is roughly $15.2k, because home-improvement spend stops being a one-time. The best candidate lands at $10.8k-$12.9k a month: it reaches the bar only at the top of its range, and only in the build-parked world. Nothing here clears the build-live bar. That is one Monarch decomposition, Jun-Aug aggregate, unreplicated, and it is before the runway reserve and the benefits buyback.
| Candidate | Lane | Score | Asking | SDE | Next step |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Certified Public Accountant (CPA) practice, N. Palm Beach | Bookkeeping | 8 | On request (~$900k implied) | $468,837 | Get the published ask + CPA-ownership rule Transworld 3968292 |
| Medical billing / RCM, behavioral health | RCM | 8 | $2,200,000 | $548,378 | Why re-listed up from $1.8M? Website Closers 3987885 |
| Integrated Med + Behavioral, Tampa | RCM | 6 | $600,000 | $244,200 | Is revenue $2.4M or $1.1M? BizBuySell 2466935 |
| Pasco home health, Medicare + TJC | Home health | 6 | $314,578 | not disclosed | Under offer - ask to be backup BizBuySell 2446291 |
| Military digital ad network, FL unverified | Agency | 6 | $1,700,000 | $482,376 | Confirm live |
| Virtual bookkeeping, SW Florida unverified | Bookkeeping | 6 | $1,500,000 | $368,399 | Get revenue (undisclosed) |
| Home health agency, Miami unverified | Home health | 6 | $2,500,000 | $510k EBITDA, not SDE | Already in a banker process? |
| Search engine optimization (SEO) + performance agency, FL | Agency | 4 | $1,200,000 | $300,000 | Who sells after close? BizBuySell 2526522 |
| Home care, Orlando unverified | Home health | 4 | $286,400 | $241,850 | Check it is not a duplicate posting |
| Real estate lead-gen agency, FL | Agency | 2 | $2,040,000 | $551,646 | Skip - housing-cycle exposed Website Closers 3969565 |
| CPA practice, Hernando County | Bookkeeping | (8) | $250-500k | $238,948 | Under offer. Dead. |
| Virtual CPA practice, Orlando | Bookkeeping | (7) | $1M-$5M | $400,000 | Under offer. Dead. |
| Dental lab, St. Petersburg | Dental | (3) | $525,000 | $245,532 | 404. Stale. |
The dental lane you asked about does not exist as a buyable funnel. Searching BizBuySell, BizQuest, businessesforsale, Venturu, DealStream and business2sell on 2026-08-30: zero confirmed Florida dental supply distributors, and roughly five to seven identifiable Florida labs total, of which the only one cleanly in band is a dead link. Trade commentary also points to an active in-state consolidator buying these shops directly, which I could not verify and am not resting the conclusion on. It also fails the fit test on merits - a lab's cost base is technicians doing physical production, not knowledge work.
Business cash to you after debt service and after paying a General Manager, sustained two quarters, at or above your recurring monthly living spend as Monarch shows it, plus a runway floor.
| Candidate | SDE | Debt service | GM loaded estimate | Cash to you pre-tax | Per month after tax, est. |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Palm Beach CPA | $468,837 | $128,450 published | $126-162k | $178k-$214k | $10.8k-$12.9k |
| Real estate lead-gen | $551,646 | $297,300 modeled | $126-162k | $92k-$128k | $5.6k-$7.7k |
| Medical billing / RCM | $548,378 | $320,600 modeled | $126-162k | $65k-$101k | $3.9k-$6.1k |
| Integrated Med + Behavioral | $244,200 | $87,400 modeled | $150-196k | -$39k to $7k | -$3.3k to $0.4k |
| SEO + performance agency | $300,000 | $174,900 modeled | $126-162k | -$37k to -$1k | -$3.1k to -$0.1k |
Your bar, corrected: $10,900 a month of true recurring living spend, or $12,200 a month conservative. One Monarch decomposition, 2026-08-30, June-August 2026 aggregate, unreplicated against a second window. The $16,000-$19,000 this page first carried was raw Monarch outflow, and it was inflated. Raw outflow ran about $20,900 a month, and four buckets inside it are not recurring living spend.
| Bucket | Jun-Aug aggregate | Per month | Why it comes out |
|---|---|---|---|
| a. Home-improvement one-times | $12,560 | $4,187 | Project spend, not a recurring household line |
| b. Travel one-times | $5,324 | $1,775 | Discrete trips, not a monthly cost |
| c. IRS lump payment | $5,000 | $1,667 | One-time settlement |
| d. Florida Prepaid | $3,000 | $1,000 | Savings mislabeled as expense |
| Total removed | $25,884 | $8,628 |
Raw $20,900 minus $8,628 leaves about $12,300 a month on those rounded inputs; the decomposition's own conservative figure is $12,200, and the roughly $70 difference is rounding in the raw monthly average. The per-month column above is each aggregate divided by three and rounded to the dollar, so the rows sum to $8,629 while the true total is $25,884 / 3 = $8,628. $12,200 is the conservative variant because it still carries Ray Data Co business expenses mixed into Monarch (Gusto and similar, roughly $1,300 a month, taken as the residual between the two variants rather than itemized). Strip those and true recurring household spend is $10,900 a month. Note what that means: $10,900 is not a Monarch output, it is $12,200 minus a $1,300 residual that was never itemized. $12,200 is the number to trust. The best candidate here lands at $10.8k-$12.9k a month.
The verdict changes, conditionally. The earlier version of this page concluded flatly that no candidate replaced your paycheck. Against the build-parked bar that is no longer true: the Palm Beach CPA practice at $10.8k-$12.9k reaches the bar at the top of its range and falls under it across the rest. That is a candidate worth a broker call, not a candidate that clears. Against the build-live bar of about $15.2k, the old conclusion still holds and nothing here clears.
Three subtractions sit outside every row above and each one alone would erase the straddle: the runway floor (still blank, modeled at zero), the benefits buyback (open-market family coverage plus the lost 401(k) match, plausibly $2k-$3k a month, not modeled), and the build-live version of the bar. Read the flip as "one candidate is now worth diligence," not as "the acquisition path ends the day job."
The second 8/10 candidate, the medical billing and revenue cycle management firm, models at $3.9k-$6.1k and misses under every version of the bar. It earns diligence on thesis fit and family edge, not on price - and its stated 87% SDE margin on $628,801 of revenue with three staff is unreconciled, so treat that row's SDE as a question, not an input.
One number I need from you. I left it blank rather than estimate it.
BLANK The household runway floor - months of Monarch-visible cash you want held before any step-away is safe.
The model runs with the runway floor at zero, so every figure above is the version before any reserve is set aside. Setting a real floor raises the bar, and the top candidate only straddles it as things stand.
Also unmodeled: the benefits buyback. Take-home is already net of your current payroll deductions, but leaving phData means buying coverage on the open market and losing the employer 401(k) match. That is a real subtraction from every row above and it is not in the numbers.
To clear $10.9k-$12.2k a month after tax you need roughly $180k-$202k a year of pre-tax business cash. At 3.5x SDE, 90% financed, 10.5% over 10 years, annual debt service equals 0.510 x SDE, so with a $144,000 General Manager:
SDE ~= $662k-$706k -> asking ~$2.3M-$2.5M -> down payment ~$232k-$247k
That is about 1.6x-1.7x the median candidate's earnings here and 1.7x-1.8x the median asking price (medians across the live rows, excluding the Miami row because it reports EBITDA rather than SDE, and the Pasco row because it publishes no SDE: $418,618 SDE, $1.35M ask).
The down payment is still the binding constraint, and it does not comfortably fit. A $232k-$247k down payment consumes 73-88% of your visible cash of $285k-$320k (cash figure founder-disclosed, August 2026), before closing costs, the SBA guaranty fee, post-close working capital, and with the runway floor at zero. It is also the same cash the construction loan needs. Keep the two numbers separate: the recommended Palm Beach deal needs roughly $90k down on the implied ~$900k price, not $232k-$247k. The larger figure belongs to the hypothetical resize target.
Revenue $688,247, SDE $468,837, seven years, two employees plus the CPA owner, selling because of downsizing, sixteen weeks of training included. A Small Business Administration (SBA) lender has already approved it at 10% down with published terms of $810,000 over 120 months at 10.00%. That is a third party staking money on the books being real, and its published debt service is 0.27x SDE against the 0.51x the model assumes elsewhere - which is the whole reason it reaches the bar. It models at $10.8k-$12.9k a month against a build-parked bar of $10.9k-$12.2k, so it touches the bar at the top of its range and sits under it across the rest.
Agents absorb: monthly close and reconciliation across 20-30 accounting clients, return prep and review queues, document chase, deadline tracking.
Next step: ask Max Crescenzi at Transworld for the published ask, and whether the buyer must be a licensed CPA.
Asking $2,200,000, revenue $628,801, SDE $548,378, established 2017, three staff, owner works one to two hours a week, 21 providers on $30-70k annual contracts. Two corrections: it is listed as "Florida" with no city - the Tampa attribution came from the broker's own headquarters. And the $1.8M figure floating around is a dead listing; it was re-listed $400,000 higher.
It ties on score but fails the step-away test badly: $65k-$101k a year pre-tax, which is $3.9k-$6.1k a month after tax against a bar of $10.9k-$12.2k. It ranks here because it has the cleanest agent-absorption surface in the funnel and the strongest family edge - this is exactly Michael Holzum's world at ABA Centers.
Agents absorb: eligibility verification, prior authorization, claim scrubbing and submission, denial triage and appeals, payment posting, credentialing.
Next step: ask Website Closers why it was re-listed $400,000 higher, and reconcile the seller's "$300k+ revenue" bullet against the stated $628,801.
Asking $600,000, SDE $244,200, 19 employees. Ranks third on cheapest entry and the same behavioral-health family edge, not on economics - it is roughly break-even after a licensed administrator.
Agents absorb: eligibility across 77-plus payer plans, prior authorization for psychiatry, scheduling and no-show prediction, telehealth coordination, billing follow-up.
Next step: one question first - is trailing-twelve revenue $2.4M or $1.1M? The listing has contradicted itself for 119 days.
Gate 1 - the phData outside-work question. All three recommendations sit on the permitted side of your filter (healthcare admin, RCM, accounting are allowed; data, BI, and AI consultancies are banned). But none of these are passive. Owning an operating business while a Forward Deployed Engineer at a consultancy is a real conflict-of-interest question that has not been asked, and it should be asked before a Letter of Intent, not after.
Gate 2 - the home build wants the same cash. Building on the current lot rolls the $414,000 payoff (founder-disclosed, August 2026) into a construction-to-perm note of roughly $1.5M-$1.7M, taking carry to about $13-14k a month (modeled) against $4,500 today (actual). That decision is already gated on six months at target, October through March. A $232k-$247k acquisition down payment and a construction down payment still cannot both come out of $285-320k. These are one decision, not two. Worth separating what is reversible from what is not: asking a broker for a teaser costs nothing and unwinds freely. Wiring a down payment does not, and it is the step that forecloses the build. The gate sits between those two, not before the first one.
The thing worth naming. Your four-walls spec says you must not become the operator. The step-away model pays a General Manager precisely to protect that, and the corrected bar changes the picture here too: the Palm Beach row straddles the bar with a $126-162k loaded General Manager already in it, so the wall stands on that one. Watch it on the others. Anywhere the numbers only close by deleting the General Manager, the thesis has failed its own test.
Open the top candidates. Name which ones and I will run the next diligence step on each. Note: the Palm Beach CPA practice reaches the build-parked bar at the top of its range, so it is worth diligence as a step-away candidate. It is not a candidate that clears.
Pursue + sendGive me the runway floor you want held and I will rerun the model against it.
Send inputsAt a 3.5x multiple the clean-clearance version needs $662k-$706k SDE; at 2.0x it needs about $458k. The real mandate is cheap multiples with published financing, not bigger businesses. Tell me to go hunt that, off-market.
Resize + sendHome build wins the cash. Shelve acquisitions until the six-month household test resolves in March.
Park + send